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cheesewheel

1. A puffy and kind of stunned looking frat boy who probably wears polo shirts and listens to cock-rock. "Dude, you know the best man always bangs the maid of honour," is a common utterance of the cheesewheel; a cretinous twat-waffle; a male, bloated in both body and hair; a suburban mouth-breather.

2. A male child without a hope of ever being mistaken for intelligent, i.e., a little cheese.
"Check out the cheesewheel. A rare find in the museum. I gather he must have stumbled confusedly through the entrance after a clumsy attempt to 'pound' his own reflection in the glass of the door. What a fucking cheese."
cheesewheel by hostofhosts September 20, 2009

cheesewheel

A dick that resembles a cheesewheel.
It is a chode, but much wider.
"My cheesewheel is so wide, i gotta jack off like a DJ!"
cheesewheel by B.$$$.DUBBS January 7, 2006

CheeseWheel

When a person's dick is relatively short in length but the width is phenomenal. Usually the width is at least 4 times the lengths. A synonym for CheeseWheel is panty wetter.
You oughta seen this guy, his dick was 2 inches long but like a foot long, like a CheeseWheel!!!
CheeseWheel by eric_howie May 22, 2014

cheesewheel

The act of trying to perform auto-felatio on one's self. Usally done in a sommersault style.
I pulled a muscle in my neck while cheesewheeling.
cheesewheel by MikeVT July 24, 2008

CheeseWheel

A item that can be eaten in large quantities in small periods of time to heal one's body.
Omfg mate, I ate like 60 CheeseWheels last night in skyrim!
CheeseWheel by Ascaban July 21, 2018

cheesewheel

A man with an astoundingly long penis, whose girth and length exceeds that of an elephants trunk.
Damn! That guy is packing a cheesewheel in his pants. I'd tap that.
cheesewheel by pompous2 February 26, 2015