cheesetits

1 - A friendly term between males often used when answering the phone

2 - A nasty thing to call your missus if you want to annoy her but not get in too much trouble, implying she doesnt wash the area under her breasts

not to be confused with chesstits

caller 1 "hello this is caller 1"
caller 2 "alright cheesetits howz it going?"

girl "please can you help me with the housework all you seem to do theses days is drink"

boy "i'd drink a hell of a lot less if you didnt have cheesetits"

by cheesemonkeysnutz August 5, 2006

Cheese Lips

A cheese lips is someone who has features and/or mannerism's in common with the legendary "Chuck Norris"

You are a "cheese lips"

by Substratum October 18, 2008

cheesebiscuit

to pass gas through one's anus

I apologize for the smell because I have just made a cheesebiscuit.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Ham and Cheesilist

The high and mighty second hand leader of the oder of ham and cheese.The great master of speech.The one to rally up the crowd of HAMsters to stop and reinforce what the they believe in.

Ham and Cheesilist:we are one .we must stick together.
HAMsters:here, here

by Gaxellex September 14, 2016

Cheesenips

A VERY yummy cheese cracker. the cheese is BUILT IN!! At first taste, they suck. However, they continuosly grow on you. Pretty soon, you and the nips will be making out. YAY 4 THE NIPS!!

omg, these cheesenips are poppin!! just like my LIP GLOSS!

by Usherlover July 8, 2007

Cheesefist

The name of a character on the animated TV show, "Ren and Stimpy".. the Charater's full name was Chucky Cheesfisst and it was for one of the fake commercials that aired on that show. He looked like a little devil with a block o cheese on his head, and a huge right fist made of cheese

"Go on ya mooks.. take a bite of the fist!"

"I've got the answer to all your party problems, Chucky Cheesefist is the name, and I'm the boy with the fist of cheeeeeese!"

by Le Fraug March 2, 2010

cheesepipe

The word cheesepipe is derived from the two words cheese and pipe. There are two definitions for the word.
1) a pipe used to smoke cheese
2) A pipe made of cheese, used to smoke substances such as tobacco.

1)I was smoking some mad cheese last night with my cheesepipe
2)I have to buy a new cheesepipe, because my last one melted when I was smoking tobacco.

by Tom Browne May 9, 2005