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left-handed cheese straightener

1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.

2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
by Mlle. Plath April 2, 2006
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Cheesy Handy

When you put cheese wiz in between your fingers and proceed to give someone a handjob. If people can put whipped cream on their nipples why can't I put cheese wiz on my penis?
"Hey hon why don't you give me a cheesy handy tonight?"
by bugprsn July 20, 2019
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cheesy handshake

To shake hands with someone shortly after wanking off a cheesy cock, be it your cock or someone else's, leaving the reciprocant of the handshake with a cheesy smeggy smelling hand.
-You dirty barstard why does my hand smell off fucking nob cheese?
- Cos I gave you a cheesy handshake, before you ate your sandwich I may add.
by Spoopleman April 16, 2017
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Cheesy Handful

1. I'm not even gonna say what it is, but you need two chicks, a cat, and an ice cream scoop... and you die at the end.
"I was studying last night with two chics and this cat walked by with an ice cream scoop in its mouth and the cheesy handful was born." ~ Last known words of the mastermind behind the Cheesy Handful
by handcraft February 4, 2009
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cheeseandburger

A good minecraft pvper who loves his kind(he's also sri lanken)
Cheeseandburger is good at video games
by 0kbburger October 10, 2020
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Cheeseandtoasteed?

A word used by member of staff in Subway or sandwich artists used as a timesaving substitute for "Would you like Cheese on your sandwich, sir? Would you like me to heat it up in the toaster for you?"
Customer: Asixinchmeatballmarinaraonitalianherbsandcheese please.
Sandwich Artist: Cheeseandtoasteed?
by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009
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CHEESELAND

cHEESE LAND pHILOSIPHY; cHEESE LANDF PEOPLE +jOEH, mOUSE AND cHRIS+ hAVE BEEN WANDERING FOR ...DAYS HOW CHEESE LAND WAS cREATED? tHEY GOT AN ANSWER ONE DAY..FROM THE IMAGINATIOPN OF ONE WEIRD KID, HAHA, IT IS A PLACE THAT WAS CREATED BY HUNGRY HUMANS, CHEESE LAND LASTS ALL OF 5 MINS, 1 IF IT'S A FAT HUMAN, BUT TO CHEESE LAND PEOPLE IT FEELS LIKE CENTURIES, HUMANS DESTROY CHEESE LAND ALL THE TIME, THEY ARE IN-LKEAGUE WITH THE TURKEYS o_o
"We have super chicken powers to make us run real slow and poison people who eat out land! Or if you're in with the turkeys!! <_<"
by We heart hitlers pants! January 16, 2005
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