balance the checkbook

masturbating while taking a crap. thus making a deposit and a withdraw.

while watching porn and eating spicy nachos, andrew suddenly had to go balance the checkbook.

by ryfunk November 29, 2007

Chickalooley

Someone who acts silly and immature at inappropriate times and also likes to make strange noises just for fun. May be considered to have a disability.

Chickalooley silly mental teletubbies strange wierd babygirl

by Kapalina October 7, 2009

chickalooo

something that you need to have in your everyday life

chickalooo is so cool.

by jkljkljklsdfjkjkljkl September 21, 2020

Furry checkbook

Another name for a pussy, moot, vagina, vertical smile and so on. Rather than the act.

Show us your furry checkbook (or furry cheque book in oz).

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

nigger's checkbook

1. A term used to describe a state of intoxication (either by alcohol or someother substance)
2. All fucked up

After I leave the bar, I'm gonna be nigger's checkbook.

We smoked so much dope, I was nigger's checkbook.

by snake801 December 20, 2006

chicken-skin checkbook

a vagina so played out that the labia resemble hanging chicken skin

With four kids, her vag surely looks like a chicken-skin checkbook.

by some action December 17, 2008

chickapooke

One's good girl or female friend.

Hey chickapooke(good friend) what are you doing today?

by Natalie West December 4, 2003