charcuterie

French word misused by uncultured monolingual Americans to refer to food platters, regardless of whether there actually is charcuterie (ham, prosciutto, salami, mortadella, etc) on these platters or not

- I made a Charcuterie for my daughter's birthday. It had all kinds of candies!
- What? Your daughter had cold cuts for her birthday ?

by Josh9168 March 12, 2021

Charcuddlecups

adj. An Anglo-Saxon word created in 2009 to describe how gay Angus McCallum of Ottawa, Ontario is.

n. The nickname of a young white gorgeous kitten named Misty.

Angus was charcuddlecupping with that guy in bed last night.

Angus was completely charcuddlecups on the dance floor at Reflections this weekend.

Humming, dancing, and charcuddlecupping; 3 of Angus' 4 favourite activities.

I love my sweet Mademoiselle Charcuddlecuppy.

by hot_sauce97 April 25, 2011

Charcutedab

When you take a "dab" of marijuana concentrate, followed by a slice of braesola (or any piece of charcuterie).

I had a successful day, so I felt like earned myself a charcutedab when I got home from work.

by Bowl Nidre April 12, 2019

Charush

A guy who is smarter than Einstein, and even Joe Mama. He is better than you at everything (and there is no point in arguing). You may not know him, most likely because he is not famous...yet. But keep your valuables home cuz they tend to disappear when he is nearby, if you get what I mean.

Person 1: I aced a test!
Person 2: Dang! You're such a Charush!

by DEATHuSUCK_8943 November 7, 2019

CARCUS OFFICIAL

A very small and secret group that capture and fuck raccoons to death some say they eat children, but if you try to mess with them they will fuck your girl. Also they are very handsome people and are very loved by Allah.

Jimmy: Hey John

John: Hey Jimmy

Jimmy: You heard about CARCUS OFFICIAL?

John: no but they sound kinda gay

Everyone: WHAAAAAAAAAT YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!!!

CARCUS OFFICIAL: I STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH ALLAH'S POWER

by BigAids69 May 5, 2020

Charcustipated

The constipation that you get when you gorge on holiday, charcuterie boards for days on end

That holiday meat and cheese tray really has me charcustipated!

by MortDMort November 25, 2022

charfus

vomit

Use the charfus bucket

by madcraft July 28, 2011