Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

by Johnny December 20, 2003

Charmin Stew

The result of not flushing a liquid poop. It mixes with the Charmin toilet paper, and thickens like a stew.

Oh man, I forgot to flush my crap this morning. It made a mean Charmin stew

by Charmin Man December 15, 2020

chamming

A slang term used by some online FPS gamers. "Chamming" (n. "chammer") refers to using a hack to change the color of the opposing players/teams' characters (ex. solid bright orange), making them much easier to spot at a distance or in dark surroundings.-Sometimes these hacks even allow the characters to be viewed through walls. The origins of the term are unclear.

Joe - Every time I play Combat Arms someone fucking tells me I'm chamming!

by Ace10101 August 25, 2013

squeeze the charmin

to take a dump or shit.

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.

by Mr. Whipple March 29, 2006

chamming

To eat with your mouth open.

Rachael was chamming on the bus.

by Rachael Dawkins October 11, 2007

Chimmin

When you're happy about an un-expected victory.

"Sam was like, yeeeeh i'm guna own you at PES8 init keka bean sprout. Then I won him and I was well chimmin init blad" - Jethro "awesome" King

by Jeffhead January 13, 2009

Charmin

When a girls ass is so nice that you would lick it clean even if there was bits of toilet paper still lodged in the sphincter.

Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.

Girl with fat ass walks by.

Guys: CHARMIN!

by Bennehftw May 27, 2021