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Charting

When you shart so hard it runs down your leg and into your shoe.
Charting so hard i'm going to have to buy new shoes.
by Batman 5911 November 13, 2011
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Chairing

Charing is a combination of chair and sharing. The saying goes sharing is caring so this is when you grab a seat for your friend to sit down in cause you care about their comfort. Or when you let someone else sit in the same seat as you and share the seat to be nice to them.
Kelly: "I saw Matt and Anna charing last night at the party".
Gigi: "disgusting she's a slut, I knew something was going on between them.

Gubs: "here you go bro". (puts chair down for his friend with no seat)
Steve: "thanks for chairing bro".
Gubs: "I got you"
by Gods Dog July 21, 2021
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cycle charting

The practice of observing, recording & interpreting bodily signs associated with the menstrual cycle. These signs include waking body temperature taken orally under the tongue every morning & cervical fluid observed on toilet paper after wiping across the vaginal opening. These signs are recorded in a simple chart - hence why this practice is often called cycle charting.

Cycle charting can yield health insights & allow people who menstruate to identify the days during their cycle when unprotected sex could lead to pregnancy. If they're trying to avoid pregnancy they can use barriers (condoms or a diaphragm) on those days & enjoy deliciously natural sex on all other days of their cycle. This is called the sympto-thermal fertility awareness method. It's 99.6% effective with perfect use & is *not* the same as the old-fashioned calendar rhythm method. It's currently being embraced by lots of crunchy people who aren't wanting to use hormonal contraception. It's secular & pro-choice.

Cycle charting is also not the same as period tracking. Period tracking is simply noting the days of menstruation. This information can be used to guesstimate approximately when your next period might be due but it can't give insights into your overall cycle nor can it be used to avoid pregnancy effectively.
Since coming off the pill I've become totally obsessed with cycle charting! I love being more in touch with my body and being able to avoid pregnancy without having to use condoms every day of my cycle.
by oh cecilia October 14, 2018
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mid-fight masses charting

a song's charting that contains heavy usage of double notes, used in the Friday Night Funkin' community.
bro monster got that mid-fight masses charting.
by rmo66xx August 1, 2021
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charting

The act of farting while on chat, with the audio on.
Yo man, I was online with that bitch and she kept charting....
by ElPutoMatico October 18, 2009
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Chairing

Sitting on ones faces with a tube from their mouth into your ass. As you shit in their mouth, they throw up molecular particles that return back into your ass. As the shit and throw up gets stronger, the battle between who will win becomes stronger. The end result becomes a battle between plasmas as dragon ball z charater fight it out with a Kanehameha.
My friend Miguel and I were chairing after fighting on who would win in a fight, Goku or Superman.
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Chairing

Jumping down a stairset or any type of drop with a chair on your butt, landing at the bottom as if you were skateboarding.
Chairing- Running with a chair in your hands. You then jump off a drop or down a stairset, landing at the bottom on your butt as if you were sitting down.
by NickkPifer February 28, 2012
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