Child 

The manifest divine wrath of a vengefull God in punishment for screwing.

God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee!

Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)

<KAZAMM>

Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...

Guy: Oh crud

God: I told thee...

Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?

Guy: Oh crud

God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...

Child by Clem February 21, 2005

Child 

I am a child.

You are the adults who pretend to love them but call them STDs and subhumans on urban dicionary.

You are also pretty good actors, you had me fooled for a while.

So here's my question. Weren't you a child before?

dumb grownup: Hahaha children are the worst STD lololol

smart child: hahaha you dissed yourself you used to be one

Lololol

Child by GoldenYear11 January 14, 2010

Child 

In ones opinion, it can be either a lovely gift sent down from the heavens, or it can be a curse that leeches off ones self. "Child" is also a term for a human from the age of 1-18 With the stages of: Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen, and Adult. a Child is Created when a man and a woman have sexual intercourse and the mans sperm reaches the womans ovary. Thereon, it takes an average of 9 months for the Child to be born. Then, it goes through the stages mentioned above, Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen and Adult.
in the teen years the "Child" Experiences Puberty, which takes about 1-3 years from the devolopment of teen to Adult. The age Scales for these are: Newborn: 1 month-1 Year Child Toddler: 2-4 yhears old. Child: 5-12 years old. Teen: 13-17 Adult: 18+

A Child Lives all the way from The sperm in a womans egg to the old man Leaning on his cane

Child by RaNdOm1812873462 August 3, 2006

Child 

A child is somone who, if they are younger than you: regardless of by how much, what grade, gender or height.

Your birthday is a day before mine, you're such a child

Child by Sleepyboy1732 March 30, 2022

child 

tiny person who insists on shaking themself....constantly

"oh my god i swear if that child in front of me does not stop rocking in their movie seat i will roast them on a spit and serve them to the damned"

child by flyingavocados06 December 9, 2008

Child 

Tommyinnit.

Tommyinnit is simply a screeching child.

Child by Catwonk August 8, 2021

Child 

Another word for kid: feels awkward sometimes.

grandma "Hello baby child"
kid "Um" *awkward* "Hi grandma"

Child by Beauti Kat August 21, 2016