Sleep Catnea

When your cats wake you up 100 times a night, leaving you tired and cranky the next morning.

The cat kept jumping on my head in the middle of the night wanting to play. I have a bad case of sleep catnea.

by MIsterwrite March 24, 2010

Catnap

To take a brief nap. Ever notice how cats tend to fall asleep, wake up shortly thereafter, and then doze off again? Catnaps are referred to as such due to their brief and sometimes random nature.

Person A: "Say, is Heather awake?"
Person B: "No, she said she was tired and wanted to take a quick catnap.

by Mephianse April 5, 2005

catnipone

A pasty white twitch streamer with no arms, alternatively referred to as bitchontwitch. He is often seen trying to establish dominance over others but failing miserably, ending up the beta in the process.

Hey you see that guy over there? He never leaves his house, I think he's a catnipone.

by iliekpiez March 26, 2020

Carynn

The best girl you'll ever meet. She puts up with all the shit the world throws at her and just smiles through it. Carynns are rare, crunchy, and like to party hard. You may worry about your Carynn at times, however they always pull through. They will always build you up and make you feel like the best person in the world. Carynns are irreplaceable and unfortunately, may only come once in a lifetime. If a Carynn loves you, don't ever let go of her.

Shit, I lost my Carynn.

by bob3.14159 May 31, 2018

Catanukkah

Is when cats celebrate their heritage by telling the story of how their cat ancestors revolted against the Seleucid Empire of the 2nd century BCE. The holiday is also observed for about eight days due to the amount of catnip that lasted with-in the "meoworah".

It's a holiday representing cats ultimate win over the dog/cat wars.

Bro 1: Dude bro did you see Elmer celebrating "Catanukkah" he was totally reminiscing his feline ancestry.
Bro 2: Its just an excuse for that fucking cat to by more catnip...

Man I just really wish I could have been part of the chosen feline race, you gotta love those silly hats-on-cats.

by Rossco Rox May 14, 2014

Catina

An intellectual ,humorous and ,Down to earth person with a bit of a wild side. This person is also an amazing secret keeper and is blunt when tempted

Catina is really pretty

by Smart definitions June 18, 2018

catnip

A member of the mint family of plants (aka catmint), Nepeta cataria.

Irresistable to cats, its mildly stimulant properties can trigger a large range of behaviors that can be collectively described as 'flippy' but also happy.

If cats had dealers, they'd buy catnip.

by xyz April 19, 2005