Hashturbation

Masturbating while high on marijuana.

Guy 1: "John says masturbating while high is really awesome."
Guy 2: "Sounds like John just found out about hashturbation."

by Mr.FuckingMan July 27, 2012

Cashtration

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Sorry, can't go shopping because I am in cashtration.

by Mellen1 April 27, 2010

Classturbation

When you fantasize about classmates while fondling yourself.

"I hear Jason is in to Classturbation."

by Cgtheberzerker September 9, 2015

carsturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself in a vehicle, which said person may or may not be driving.

Most heinous perpertrator is dubiously referred to as the "I-95 Wacker", spotted by numerious WMMR listeners, and outed by Preston and Steve, after he harassed Cathy from the show.

Yuck, that guy in that Yellow Neon with tinted rear windows is at it again on 95.

Carsturbation should be a crime.

by theLitFuse August 3, 2005

Catsturbation

The act of a cat rubbing itself on any object in order to achieve a (catgasm)

"hey, get your cat off me, it keeps catsturbating all over my legs"
"sorry, he just likes you"

Catsturbation, noun, origin of the NoVa descent of Catsturbating, or to catsturbate

by Cantzoneri January 7, 2010

casturbaition

The act of masturbaiting with no genitals or partial genitalia.

After i had my testes removed, my favorite thing was casturbaition

by P1ZZ03 June 22, 2003

Catsturbation

Using a cat to masturbate. Some consider it a sport.

I catsturbate when im bored and fluffy is around.

by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005