classturbating

When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction

Dude, I totally saw that kid Brendan classturbating in Spanish the other day. He got up and there was jizz all over his pants!

by JuicyAzz SparkleTitz December 17, 2008

Camturbating

pleasuring yourself during a video chat, usually when the other person is sexually attractive It doesn't matter if the other person can see your "activities"or not, if you masturbate on a live camera at all, you are camturbating, which is normally considered extremely creepy or borderline sexual harrassment, UNLESS it is mutually agreed upon and both parties enjoy the show.

"She began to softly moan and make a cum face during our oovoo session last night, so I new she was camturbating"

"OMG guess what babess, my new boyfriend camturbated for me last night and he is soo big, I can't wait to ride that D"

by Exelero November 5, 2012

classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.

"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"

"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".

by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011

Casturbating

Watching porn via Google Chromecast.

I had the house to myself so I decided to do some serious casturbating and cast porn from my phone to my living room TV.

by RX0 September 4, 2013

Consturbating

The act of masturbating to make yourself feel better about something.

Blair was pictured consturbating after losing the rugby match..

by BlairKinghorn March 22, 2022

Crysturbating

To masturbate using the tears of oneself, or another.

Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.

by TPH007 June 14, 2015

classturbating

when you are super horny in school and you have to beat the meat.

jimmy! stop classturbating back there and pay attension!

by kshizlle014 November 9, 2009