Carshalton college

Carshalton College is a college located in Carshalton in South London.
Its the worst place to be... The teachers dont bother turning up, The girls are basic bitches that live for drama and the boys are desperate fuck boys who aint shit.

Also, on week days you will see 99% of students hanging round the local chicken shop threatning the boss man and scoffing chips.

And dont forget sour Ana the spanner (If you go to Carshalton college you will know who she is)

Gilbert: Ewww whats that dark run down area over there?

Helen: Thats Carshalton college... Its crusty dont go near there!

by Xxest96xX June 6, 2018

Carshmallow

A car entirely encased in snow, so as to look like a large road marshmallow. Usually seen in Edmonton, AB.

Oh, dude. Sucks to be you. You left your car on the road, and the plows turned it into a carshmallow!

by MeredithPorter January 22, 2011

Carshalton Beeches

The only town in london without a bloody pub

Carshalton Beeches , Where are the bloody pubs. Schools, train station, Indian, Chinese, Kebab, Dentist, Doctors, Co-op, Hairdressers, Garage.....now whats missing ???????

by systemofdef April 17, 2010

carshalton girls

A school full of slags that think they’re the shit and stick out their asses to try and pull a ‘pengting’ they have had more boyfriends than friends. Thick as shit

‘Look another one from carshalton girls trying to get another boyfriend’

by yourevilnemisis October 23, 2017

Carsheian

Big ass motherfucker who will steal your shoes and is fatter than caydyn, is also a piranha and goes on the redhead section of pornhub.

Yo this bitch ass carsheian just bit my ass.

by Hazimbrine July 18, 2019

carshalton girls

cargirls is a school of chip grease smelling weirdos who vape in the toilets and think a geekbar is as addictive as meth. although they do have it pretty rough in school. with multiple pedothiles as teachers. ( Mr tregus you strokey nonce ) you can usually find a cargirl walking with atleast 4 other cargirls and atleast 1 carshalton-boy. this is a VERY important tactic as it keeps the greenshaw wankers far away.

oi look at that crackhead giving head for a vape.

must be a carshalton girls one

by Mathew.trimmell November 24, 2021

Carshalton girls

A school in carshalton , not a school full of slags, a school full of girls trying to run from drama , a school full of girls treated unfairly , judged by others that they don't deserve to be judged by , a school full of determined girls willing to change what their school is known for , a school full of beautiful souls hurt by others.

Bless I feel so bad for them carshalton girls being judged like that it's not fair they get treated that way

by Carshalton fighter 💕 October 23, 2017