Carbophobiac

A person who has an incredibly annoying fear of carbohydrates.

“Oh, No No! I don’t eat THAT!” I am a suffering Carbophobiac!

by SweetLipsKimi March 25, 2009

crappophobia

The fear of clogging someone elses toilet.

When you have crappophobia you go to someone's house, and you have to poop, but you are afraid that you will clog their toilet.

by mitty39 July 8, 2009

cannophobia

An irrational fear of cannabis that was mostly caused by traumatic memories which could be results of many years of prohibition. As an illegal drug, cannabis was closely related to shady characters selling all range of drugs, who considered "converting" cannabis users to harder drugs (i.e. amphetamine, cocaine) profitable.

This is also the source of "gateway theory", which states that smoking cannabis leads to harder drugs usage.

Someone: Dude, I tried everything! I showed my dad all the infographics, test results, detailed story of cannabis criminalization... How can he be so stubborn?!
Someone Else: Give up, mate, your dad is a total cannophobe. Now pass that joint...
Someone: He's a who?
Someone Else: He has a bad case of cannophobia. Will you pass it or not?

by Max King October 4, 2011

carbophobia

An irrational fear of element 6 of the periodic table, from which all organic life is based. Promoted by such great bastions of scientific research such MTV, Current TV, and Al Gore.

Currently a source of great hysteria. Carbophobia has reached such levels its become its own religion. It rewards believers and punishes infidels and has its own apocalyptic end of the world scenario.

Often a substitute for deeper personal issues regarding the dislike of other human beings, their ability to warm themselves, cook, and transport themselves through the use of this element. and when faced with conflicting science, victims of carbophobia are prone to religious like reflexes and seek to punish disbelievers by excommunication and ridicule. Viewed by many government figures as a convenient source of new tax funds.

by Bamboo_bends November 7, 2009

curbophobia

The fear of getting kicked to the curb by either a girlfriend or boyfriend

He is so paranoid of his girlfriend breaking up with him I think he has curbophobia

by Mikes spike March 5, 2016

Cryophobia

a fear of extreme cold, ice, snow, frost, blizzards, ect.

Dan: Hey why don't we have the wedding in your home town, Bettles, Alaska?
Jenifer: umm...I would like to but...
Dan: Whats wrong Jen?
Jenifer: well...I have a pretty bad case of Cryophobia..
Dan: oh.. Hawaii then?

by SexiCoon February 13, 2008

Carsonphobia

A fear of that sexy beast Carson.

*Carson punches his way through the bathroom stalls to see your pp*
Person in stall: *gets carsonphobia*

by Sudongese October 26, 2019