One who journeys deep into teabagger-controlled territory to provide basic education in history (focusing on the lost decade, 2000-2010, which most teabaggers slept through, the bipartisan history of presidential advisers--aka czars, and the evolution and definitions of basic political terms), economics and government finance 101, geography, and critical thinking skills.
Dude, what are you gonna do when you graduate?
I dunno man, I thought about being a carpetbagger.
What's a carpetmuncher?
No, carpetbagging! You know, joining Americorps and teaching uneducated people in FEMA re-education camps.
Oh great! How noble of you!
I dunno man, I thought about being a carpetbagger.
What's a carpetmuncher?
No, carpetbagging! You know, joining Americorps and teaching uneducated people in FEMA re-education camps.
Oh great! How noble of you!
by carpetbagger vance February 06, 2010
Ppl who didnt have money for suitcase and used carpet to pack around their stuff and hanged in a stick.
by ShazzFati January 05, 2012
by corey gustavson February 17, 2008
A girl who turns out to be worth dating. The opposite of a scalywag, a carpetbagger generally has a good sense of morals, esteem, and beauty that make her worth dating.
He got bagged by that carpetbagger.
Hell yeah . . . take her out dude! She's a definite carpetbagger.
Hell yeah . . . take her out dude! She's a definite carpetbagger.
by JordanP January 05, 2006
Hundreds of thousands of people moved to Colorado, especially Denver and Colorado Springs, starting in 2014 for the legal weed and generous government benefits. Colorado
Carpetbaggers are entitled, obnoxious, pushy people throwing around their money in designer yoga pants while driving either a Subaru or a Mercedes-Benz.
These people paid premium rental prices so they could open and work in MJ dispensaries or grow centers starting in 2015 and totally drove housing prices through the roof. Colorado is now an state with "a very 'high' cost of living" and a burgeoning homeless problem to boot....Go away Colorado Carpetbagger.
Carpetbaggers are entitled, obnoxious, pushy people throwing around their money in designer yoga pants while driving either a Subaru or a Mercedes-Benz.
These people paid premium rental prices so they could open and work in MJ dispensaries or grow centers starting in 2015 and totally drove housing prices through the roof. Colorado is now an state with "a very 'high' cost of living" and a burgeoning homeless problem to boot....Go away Colorado Carpetbagger.
Colorado Carpetbaggers come here, exploit this cool fun city , drive irresponsibly while overrunning the natives, and leaving them where natives can't afford to live here. They take advantage of the kind polite folks by making demands and then complain about the price later.
So Take your entitled Colorado Carpetbagger ass back to where you came from. Then Colorado Carpetbagger, get a real job where nobody subsides you and driving while you are stoned is illegal.
So Take your entitled Colorado Carpetbagger ass back to where you came from. Then Colorado Carpetbagger, get a real job where nobody subsides you and driving while you are stoned is illegal.
by Charlemagne784 November 22, 2017
The Muddy Carpetbagger is the act of dipping a scrotum in chocolate pudding and inserting it into a vagina or anus.
by oaclo June 24, 2007
a: A lesbian who does not eat pussy because of her profound belief that eating meat is morally wrong.
b: A lesbian with a strict catch and release policy when it comes to pussy
b: A lesbian with a strict catch and release policy when it comes to pussy
a: Stay away from that chick, she's a vegan carpetbagger. She gave me a twenty minute lecture on Veganism when I asked her to go down on me!
b: That female was nuts. a real vegan carpetbagger. She picked me up then spent an hour taking care of my vagina, combing my pubic hair, petting and talking baby talk to it before bursting into tears and telling my pussy to go free.
b: That female was nuts. a real vegan carpetbagger. She picked me up then spent an hour taking care of my vagina, combing my pubic hair, petting and talking baby talk to it before bursting into tears and telling my pussy to go free.
by Zomommey November 01, 2011