Definitions by Zomommey
fredneck
a: noun A resident of Frederick, MD who although a redneck in attitude and accent will listen to rap and dress in a hip hop style possibly mixed with normal redneck couture.
Justin is such a fucking Fredneck! This douche bag is sitting on a tractor with a Raiders hat and jersey, baggy ass jeans and a pair of cowboy boots with a boom box strapped to the back blaring Insane Clown Pussy, I mean Possy.
vegan carpetbagger
a: A lesbian who does not eat pussy because of her profound belief that eating meat is morally wrong.
b: A lesbian with a strict catch and release policy when it comes to pussy
b: A lesbian with a strict catch and release policy when it comes to pussy
a: Stay away from that chick, she's a vegan carpetbagger. She gave me a twenty minute lecture on Veganism when I asked her to go down on me!
b: That female was nuts. a real vegan carpetbagger. She picked me up then spent an hour taking care of my vagina, combing my pubic hair, petting and talking baby talk to it before bursting into tears and telling my pussy to go free.
b: That female was nuts. a real vegan carpetbagger. She picked me up then spent an hour taking care of my vagina, combing my pubic hair, petting and talking baby talk to it before bursting into tears and telling my pussy to go free.
vegan carpetbagger by Zomommey November 1, 2011