Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.
Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.
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etymology: Eponym after Caroline Contillo who has achieved questionable local fame for coining words and phrases that surprisingly get incorporated into common New York parlance
1. a term coined by or popularized by Caroline Contillo
etymology: Eponym after Caroline Contillo who has achieved questionable local fame for coining words and phrases that surprisingly get incorporated into common New York parlance
1. a term coined by or popularized by Caroline Contillo
some carolineisms currently listed on urbandictionary.com are: sad trombone, Debbie Downer, and take a real one. also of note: to be "h".
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a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that common sense should always be applied. Carlinists tend to be considered radical or cynical but this in reality isn't true. Carlinists know the media and school system has brainwashed a large portion of society. Carlinists are for equality minus the pandering and political correctness. Carlinists are anti religion, anti hate, usually pro choice. Carlinists are able to see capitalism is an issue but aren't ridiculous like the socialists and communists. Carlinists feel that the public is to blame for the less than stellar politicians. Two key ideas are: do whatever you want, as long as you're not hurting anyone else & some form of direct democracy. Most carlinists support a universal basic income. George carlin knew the ruling class was abusing the working class and called it out often. Carlinism - see red pill
a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that common sense should always be applied. Carlinists tend to be considered radical or cynical but this in reality isn't true. Carlinists know the media and school system has brainwashed a large portion of society. Carlinists are for equality minus the pandering and political correctness. Carlinists are anti religion, anti hate, usually pro choice. Carlinists are able to see capitalism is an issue but aren't ridiculous like the socialists and communists. Carlinists feel that the public is to blame for the less than stellar politicians. Two key ideas are: do whatever you want, as long as you're not hurting anyone else & some form of direct democracy. Most carlinists support a universal basic income. George carlin knew the ruling class was abusing the working class and called it out often. Carlinism - see red pill
by The carlinist December 6, 2020
Get the Carlinism mug.If you have a different religion and you don't want to sin, good luck getting rid of any you already have. Basically, Catholicism is a religion where you CAN murder, steal, lie, and break all the rules, and then be forgiven.
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WE HAVE THE SACRAMENT OF CONFESSION!
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WE HAVE THE SACRAMENT OF CONFESSION!
Man#1: Hey, I'm Pagan and I killed a guy.
Man#2: Well, sucks to be you. I've got a priest!
CATHOLICISM:
AWESOMISM.
Man#2: Well, sucks to be you. I've got a priest!
CATHOLICISM:
AWESOMISM.
by LOLOLOLOLOLOL another guy dude October 3, 2011
Get the Catholicism mug.A continuation of ancient Roman paganism, except that the Caesar is called the Pope, the headquarters were renamed the Vatican, the gods were renamed to Saints, the mother of Jupiter was replaced by Mary mother of God, and the nuns no longer have wild sex orgies followed by human sacrifice. However, the priests are still called priests, and the ancient Roman tradition of sodomizing boys is still carried on to this day.
by Dan with the Plan March 5, 2003
Get the Catholicism mug.A very ancient Marian cult, very exclusive in their teachings about salvation, preaching that salvation is only possible through them and their leader the pope. This group takes decidedly anti-Biblical stands regarding the infalliablity of their leaders, their ability to forgive sins and their interpretation of Biblical topics.
Responsible for the death of millions of Christians and Jews, and making a strong push for world religious (political?) dominance through it's ecumenical movement. It's vow is that it never changes, and it's rise to emminence will bring about the same behaviour as we have seen in the past.
Responsible for the death of millions of Christians and Jews, and making a strong push for world religious (political?) dominance through it's ecumenical movement. It's vow is that it never changes, and it's rise to emminence will bring about the same behaviour as we have seen in the past.
Don't believe me, just read the history books on catholicism, the pope, and their cultish attraction to Mary.
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