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Coonilingus

1. To preform cunilingus / oral sex on a member the the raccoon family. This does not include other small to medium sized animals that pick through your garbage.

2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'
1.

"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."

2.

"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"
by megan.w November 22, 2009
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Cunnilingus Alphabet

The sexual act of spelling out the alphabet with your tongue while your eating a chick out.
"Hey baby want me to show you the cunnilingus alphabet?"

"Dude Brian totally showed Jill the cunnilingus alphabet last night."
by Scarface23 October 13, 2009
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Cunnilingus Rice

A name that Dave Chappelle used to refer Condoleeza Rice, during the "White Supremacist" sketch of the first episode of Chappelle's Show.
"Cunnilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish. Maybe we should send her to Mexico have the Mexicans eat her!"
by Gearbox January 25, 2005
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cunnilingus

The art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.
I performed cunnilingus on her until my tounge couldn't move anymore, she appreciated it very much.
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
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cunilingus

to use the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a female to orgasm; to lick pussy; to suck cunt.
I am a master of cunilingus.
by Tommyboy July 24, 2003
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cunnilingus

A linguistic device of such cunning that all females are reduced to moans and squeals during it's application.
"You may be a masterdebator but I'm a cunninglinguist."
"You mean cunnilingus?"
"That's what she said."
by the79bomb October 7, 2009
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Cunnilingus

I flew to Dublin on cunnilingus
by Dredd2000 January 24, 2020
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