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Carnation Wedding

When two straight men or women get married to be perceived as being in a same sex relationship.
I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.
by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee August 26, 2025
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Protein Carnation

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.
Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.
by Ocram April 27, 2003
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Green Carnation

An amazing "doom metal" band brought together in 1990 as a death metal band by tchort (Terje Vik Schei)(Emperor, Satyricon, Einherjer and Carpathian Forest) Because of his part in Emperor it disbanded. Later reunited in 1998. There album "light of day, day of darkness" is one of the most ambitious album projects of its time, if not ever.
"A vision, a call
In times before my fall
In life before I became
I dreamed I was insane"
by AlphaOmegaCFH December 11, 2003
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What in Carnation

A NASCAR meme god, Comment king.

*stone head intensifies*
"Here before What in Carnation" is a common phrase in the comment section for NASCAR YouTube videos.
by elm333331 July 23, 2019
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Cagney Carnation

One of the nineteen bosses in Cuphead and probably the hardest boss on Inkwell Isle One.

A part of the 'Innocent looking flower is a horrible person' cliche, which had started becoming a huge trend in video games manly due to a character to whom he's often compared with named Flowey, who was once formerly known as Asriel Dreemurr.

Though Cagney Carnation is a flower in an indie game, he is not Flowey from Undertale.
Person 1: Hey, have you played Cuphead? It's really hard as balls!
Person 2: Yeah, I have played it and it's difficult to say the least.
Person 3: You guys talking 'bout Cuphead? Who's your favourite character?
Person 1: Mine's Cala Maria; she's got that body and I love her first form!
Person 3: Mine's Baroness von Bon Bon; she's the perfect mix of difficulty and strategy!
Person 2: Mine's Cagney Carnation....
Person 1 & 3: Why? He's the hardest boss on Inkwell Isle One!
Person 2: To be honest, I am a fan of him not because of how you do strategy on that level or how he looks, it's just I find a lot of my own personality in him.
Person 1 & 3: Are you in love with him by any chance?
Person 2: No. I just like what personality is presented from him.
by Iuna yuzuki February 8, 2019
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Yellow carnation flowers

Rejection and disappointment. If you got yellow carnations, congrats, that person most likely does not like you at all.
Hey, Chloe just gave me Yellow carnations flowers!
Ouch... Yellow carnation flowers means rejection, man.
by Lyrosity January 23, 2022
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prom carnation

A prom carnation is when a man receives a blow job and or pulls out ejaculating on a girls dress or blouse leavinga prom carnation.
Becky was blowing me but made me pull out so I left her a little prom carnation on her shirt.
by nativedetroit75 April 14, 2010
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