Carla

A amazing friend that will care for you even if u hurt her many times. Carla is a heartbroken soul that just wants to be loved. Carla is very pretty even though she denies it. She has long thick brown hair. She has brown skin and beautiful brown eyes. You can ask her for almost anything and she will try to help even if it gets her in trouble. Carla has been through a lot so plz don't stress her out. She may seem tough around people but when she gets home she is a very broke down emotional mess. Besides that she is a real keeper she will never switch up on you.

Kid 1: Hey do you know carla?
Me: Yes one day she will be the love of my life

by Carla.ATX.RedRoses November 27, 2019

george carlin

Since 9/11, he has been the only stand-up comedian worth listening to. If not for him, we would probably have even less of a first ammendment than we have now. His message has always been that if you dont want to hear something, then you don't have to listen.

Oh beautiful, for-smoggy skies, insecticided grain, for strip-mined mountain's magesty, above the asphault plane, america, america, man sheds his waste on thee, and hide the pines with billboard signs, from sea to smoggy sea

by PhatRyan August 24, 2004

george carlin

Three steps above comedy.

The guy in the Greatful Dead t-shirt and the Fuck You hat agrees with me.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

Cagliariman

Cagliari Man is a famous football player who is currently conquering (or pretending to conquer) Italy. His team was defeated by 8+2=10 men Porto and in the next game he scored four against Cagliari.

Cagliariman is in off form right now but soon he'll shine.

by XD(1/0) March 25, 2021

carlicious

adjective describing something far more pleasurable than anything. Awesome, beautiful, irreplaceable, lovable

Holy crap, that was the most carlicious thing I've ever seen

by lishlishlish April 9, 2009

Carlface

An expression of frustration, disgust, or antipathy, depicted by the balding, portly neighbor Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force placing a hand on his forehead with a look of utter loathing.

Similar to *facepalm*

Person A: Hey man, did you hear that new Kid Rock song? Man, that guy is awesome!

Person B: *Carlface*

by The Mango 55 October 8, 2008

Austin Carlile

The amazing and beautiful frontman/screamer to the band Of Mice and Men. Austin is incredibly tall and is super nice. He has Marfan Syndrome and got surgery, and he has been through a ton of shit yet he continues to make other people happy, and takes hate from a lot of people but doesnt give up. Aust is also shipped with his best friend Alan who plays rhythm guitar in his band, their ship is "Cashby".

"Why are you so obsessed with Austin Carlile?"
"Cause he's rad AF"
OR

"Austin Carlile or Die"

by Austin's future daughter January 3, 2014