A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:
Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009
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A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.
A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.
A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?
Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
by Eddy August 5, 2007
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A person who thinks that they win arguments, when in reality, they're wankers who just remind people that nobody likes them.
Andrew was arguing with Stacy about why Mao did more good then harm to China. Despite not bringing up any supporting facts, he claimed to have won the argument. What a fucking Jeremy Corbyn.
by ForensicSirKeith October 21, 2020
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where do I even start, Corbyn is such a blessing in this world and if you have any connection with him you better keep it because you will regret leaving an angel. Just his bluish greenish eyes make you fall in love with him in a sec.
by inocentbesson December 31, 2018
Get the Corbyn mug.Affectionate way of stating the obvious when any "Caryn" (spelled this way) walks into the room accompanied by her beautiful large breasts. Adding the plural "z" at the end simply denotes...there are two of them.
We knew that Caryn had entered the room when we overheard Raphael and Eric saying..."Oh my, Carynz has now arrived!"
by Eric in San Fran October 15, 2010
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