chapello

I DON'T fucking think so

Me:Do you want a piece of my cake?
Boy:Yes
Me:Chapello

by Gdbssbb February 26, 2018

Camila Cabello

The greatest singer there ever was; former fifth harmony memeber; as pretty as a model; also is a dork

"Have you heard Camila Cabello 's new song 'I Have Questions '"
"Yeah I did, I cried so hard and then threw a chair out the window cause it was so beautiful"

Definition: A Cuban goddess

by Billgatesisagodamongmen July 4, 2017

Sprang-Capelle

A Sprang-Capelle is a fake ass gangster who thinks he's a true Capone, but instead is a Sprang-Capelle loser who cannot even get the surname right. They are usually total faggots and pedophiles and crazy because of all the drug-filled orgies they participate in. Typically of Italian or white descent, they are reliving the glory days of the mob that they never participated in.

Paul: "Hey Tone, how ya doin'? You heard o' Jackie?"
Tone: "Jackie who?"
Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*."
Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?"
Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."

by AlCrispyCaponeCabron October 15, 2023

Camila Cabello

She is a Smol bean that needs to be protected of all bad things (see what I did there) and deserves the world. Whoever hurt her enough that she wrote Consequences and Something'sGotta Give needs to leave, the exit is on the right.

Buy CAMILA by Camila Cabello on iTunes and stream the album.

by cxmilacxbello January 17, 2018

Camila Cabello

She's a girl with an ass bigger and shinier than LA's Head all girls r jelly bc they want it you'll see people requesting her fine ass in plastic surgeries soon and yea she's 1/5 of Fifth Harmony

1: Do you like Camila Cabello ?
2: OMG WHO FUCKING DOESNT

1: *Talks to herself* I want Camila's ass so badly ugh

by Harmonigga March 30, 2013

CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder)

The CCOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Camila Cabello; so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this disorder include - thinking hating on Camila is their reason to breathe, their hobby and their lifestyle! This disorder is usually found in Arianators, Dua stans, Barbz, Lovatics, Little Monsters, Lana stans, BTS stans, and literally in most fandoms existing. Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fu*k off" and go get a life!

Chartdata (chart account) : Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's "Señorita" has now surpassed 1.5 billion streams on Spotify. It’s the most streamed male-female duet in the platform’s history.

Arianator : Tanked! Nobody cares about c*mila

Camilizer : STFU i think u have a CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder)… go get a life!

by Thisisforthempressedhaters July 21, 2020

Martin Cabello III

A man who has been exploited by the US Government and US Military. He is mentally challenged and suffers from Autism. Known for his obscure post on Instagram and other social media apps. He is married to another person with autism they currently have a son. He has had brain injuries. His neighbors have tortured him. Bad people in the military have sexually or physically abused his wife. He does good for the world as well such as taking in kids who are being in trafficking acts and other stuff. Martin is a misunderstood person. He has ties with Josh Powell. Martin has been trying to be a good person in life but the military and government have stopped that. Martin is also known for his own religion, Cabellosim. Where he uses the bible and science and physics in it. An example is Adam is know as an atom cause they are making up every single thing. Martin needs to be protected

Sigma male: Look it's Martin Cabello III he is doing the most he can for the world

by MartincabelloIII May 10, 2022