capt winky

see penis

A term used to describe the male totem pole.

A dark room full of hookers, you are bound to hear:

Oh my, I have found capt winky!

by venge April 08, 2003

Capt Vegemite

Cool old dude from aussie

ur kidding use Capt vegemite in a sentence....heeey

by vege May 18, 2003

Capt. Douche bag

someone who says they're a secret agent but really isn't. A wanna be James bond who really is gay....

I was a secret agent in Miami..Dude you really are not or are just capt. douche bag

by mrs douche bag July 20, 2010

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Very good looking, brave, daring, smart, sexy, loyal and unpredictable.

A one of a kind in thinking and in person. Can easily be confused with cocky and often miss understood. People who are called by this name are powerful individuals and should never be under estimated in any way.

One such individual can be found around the Seattle area.

A reference to the famed Capitan Kirk of Star track.

Once again "Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk" saved the copy Machine.

by Snake Eyes again December 11, 2010

Capt A

A person of unusually high gayness.
Tends live alone, but has been seen in groups with Nesses steve_daves and the random Spacemonky

Woah, watch out there is a Capt A coming this way, he might try to anally rape you.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Capt. Jackie Trent

Jackie Trent is a pilot for Great British Air. Her and Simon Trent, her husband, are the first husband and wife captain team. Unfortunately, Simon had and affair with one of the stewardesses, and the couple have had a stormy relationship ever since. Jackie used to be a dental hygienist, which is different to a dental nurse, but then trained to be a pilot so her and Simon could trust each other more. On a flight 287 to Barcelona, Jackie saw a familiar name on the staff roster, Sally Wicks, the stewardess Simon had an affair with. She then called out Sally, and called her “a home wrecker” and “a slutty slut, slut of the skies”. Despite this, she is still a very caring woman, making food that Simon doesn't like. Jackie is known to try to flirt with the voice commanders during touchdowns. Capt. Jackie Trent is also a lover of the BBC show Strictly Come Dancing.

Person A: Wow that person is fit AF!
Person B: She’s being a Capt. Jackie Trent.

by BenjameenoDeeno November 09, 2019

The Capt Kirk

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods

So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...

by Esco Da Don February 01, 2010