caolainn is an irish name - slender and fair . she is funny sound dependable a great kisser trustworthy nice pretty and sometimes stubborn . caolainn will always have a crush on the person you leat expect her too have a crush on .
“caolainn is the funniest girl” “caolainn has the nicest booty” “did you here caolainn has a crush on...”
by ur nanny November 3, 2018
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Stranger: What's his name?
Friends: Caolin
Stranger: Well that's why.
Stranger: What's his name?
Friends: Caolin
Stranger: Well that's why.
by DiamondJolt October 19, 2019
Get the caolin mug.People named Caolán tend to have a severe lack of aesthetic beauty but take pride in their extremely developed posterior.
Damn Caolán what you doing out here with all this ass, double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass.
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person one: holy shit who's that hot and sexy and jepic person over there
person two: oh thats caolín, looking mighty fine as always
person two: oh thats caolín, looking mighty fine as always
by vehicular November 26, 2021
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A person who is so logical as to appear stupid.
Pronounced: Kayl'n.
A person who is so logical as to appear stupid.
Pronounced: Kayl'n.
Caolan: "If they took all the Heavy Medical equipment out of that ambulance it would go much faster!"
Observer: "A brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a Caolan."
It is Caolanesque to beleive that leaving the bank open on the "honour system" would improve efficiency and decrease teller errors.
Observer: "A brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a Caolan."
It is Caolanesque to beleive that leaving the bank open on the "honour system" would improve efficiency and decrease teller errors.
by 10secondspecial February 8, 2007
Get the Caolan mug.Commonly Irish, will have hair that is dark and messy and blue or green eyes. Will only talks about girls and obscure music from the 1960s. A nice person to be around who will do anything to make anyone laugh even it it means making an embarrasment of themselves.
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