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Canoeing 

‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.
As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!
Canoeing by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018

canoeing 

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping
Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
canoeing by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

guerrilla cartooning 

The act of drawing, writing, and completion a cartoon or comic strip at the work place. All in the danger of a write up or loss of a job. Comics are usually finished on the spot, and on found on company materials such as sticky-notes, memorandums, and the backs of reports.
Max doesn't understand that his guerrilla cartooning is going to get him fired!

cattening 

a cattening is a event in the DEAD AHEAD discord server where people spam ca stickers repeatedly until it is stopped.
"@everyone it is time for hellstorm cattening join #hellstorm-cattening
cattening by ArcticPunk October 11, 2022

Carltoning 

Carltoning. (verb) Where you run up to someone during a tom jones song and dance in front of them, typically like Carlton from Fresh Prince. adverb: Carltonable
"Chad and I are gonna go out Carltoning people at the bar tonight"
Carltoning by Jay-TDE July 30, 2009

Cartooning

When one is so high, drunk, or simply exhausted that they feel as though they are living in a cartoon.
I just did so many hits of acid I'm totally cartooning bro!
Cartooning by Lowbar April 29, 2013