ovarian-cancered

The female version of cock blocked.

Christine: So what happened with Sarah and that dude last night?
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, they were going to hook up, but I ovarian-cancered her.

by Catastophe Waitress September 6, 2005

Cancered

To induce cancer in someone

That EU flash just cancered me!!!

by matèeeeee September 11, 2016

Cancered

When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.

"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."

by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019

De-cantered

Decantered. The part of a coffee pot that collects liquid. Also acts and emotion that one can feel. A mix between all emotions. Often used in past tense.

Gia: "Are you feeling De-Cantered today Daddy?"
Anna: "Yes son."

by FatherAllie June 13, 2017

officiary cancered

officially cancelled

ShoeOnHead is officiary cancered on Twitter for making a simple, inoffensive observation.

by ghozzap February 18, 2024