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Changlish

A poor excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

If all else fails just claim China > All.
A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd

/killself



(complete silence for 20 minutes)
by Omeee October 21, 2008
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Changlish

An excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

When nobody understands you, just point out that your too intellectual for the group therefore they cannot comprehend.
A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd. China #1. WOOOO!!!

/killself
by Omeeeee January 12, 2009
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Canlisharinese

Canlisharinese is a mixture of 4 different languages:
English, Cantonese, Mandarin, and Japanese.
The "Can-" is derived from Cantonese; the "-lish" is derived from English; the "-arin" is derived from Mandarin; and the "-ese" is derived from Japanese.
However, using this language always cancels another language out, as English is an Subject-Verb-Object language, whereas Japanese is a Subject-Object-Verb language.
It is considered to be a joke language, as not many people speak all 4 of these languages, and the majority who do speak the 4 languages do not collide the 4 languages together.
Please note: Cantonese and Mandarin Chinese use the same characters, just different pronunciations.
Example of Canlisharinese:

Sentence: "彼女は is 很可愛い today."
Pinyin & Romanji: "Kanojo ha is ho kawaii today."
English: "She is really cute today."
by AyukuraChan October 13, 2011
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Crenglish Hip hop

Crenglish Hip hop is a the Haitian Creole-English style of hip hop music originating from Crenglish speaking communities such as in the U.S. and certain parts of Canada, which are sung by artists of Haitian origin while the artist rap-sing over hardcore beats in Haitian Creole and English.

Often used synonymously with "Creole Hip hop" "Haitian Hip Hop" or rap kreyòl music originating from Haiti.

Typical instruments are: Drum machine, Microphone, Backing track, DAW, Sampler, Loops, live Drums, Claps, Electric Guitar, Bass guitar, Piano/Keyboard/Keytar, KeyBass, Hooks/ Lyrical melodies and Harmonies, Lead Vocals, Backing Vocals, and Chorus and Chanted Vocals.

Key stylistic elements: MCing/rap-singing, Freestyling, DJing/scratching with turntables, .

NOT to be Confused with. Diaspo-Rap which is a form of French-Creole Hip hop music developed and performed by young Haitians living in the french diaspora in countries such as France and Canada and deals with issues affecting their lives such as rough childhoods and difficult living conditions, socio-economy, relationships, immigrations, and poverty.

Just like Hip hop , most Crenglish Hip hop artists often focus on lifestyles,

social pressure/ Social inequality /social disparities. and the violent lifestyles and impoverished conditions of inner-city Haitian-American youths.

A notable label of this kind of Vodoun-Pop is Negre Marron Records which was founded in New York City 2018 by René Guemps.
Yo Johnny ! who knew that one day Crenglish Hip Hop would became this popular among young Haitian-American youths?
by Negre Marron Records December 28, 2018
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Crenglish R&B

Krenglish R&B, is a the Haitian Creole-English style of Rhythm and Blues "R&B" music originating from Crenglish speaking communities such as in the U.S. and certain parts of Canada, which are sung and perform by Crenglish Speaking Artist over live Instrumentals, and or backing tracks in Haitian Creole and English

Typical instruments are:

Modern synthesizer, Drum machine, Microphone, Saxophone, Trumpet, Trombone, Backing track, DAW, Sampler, Loops, Drums kits, Electric Guitar, Bass guitar, Talk box, Vocoder, Piano/Keyboard/Keytar, KeyBass, Hooks/ Lyrical melodies and Harmonies, Lead Vocals, Backing Vocals, Ostinatos, Melismata, and Rap-singing.

Just like Contemporary R&b music , most Crenglish R&B artists often focus on melodies and catchy hooks, and chorus that contrasts melodically, rhythmically and harmonically with the verse.

And the lyrics of Crenglish R&B songs typically focus on simple themes – often love and romantic relationships

A notable label of this kind of Crenglish R&B is Negre Marron Records which was founded in New York City 2018 by René Guemps.
MiAlda did a great Crenglish R&B cover of Jealous - by Labrinth and each verse is a direct translations of each other. Another cool thing she did is replaced the Bridge with Sax Solo.
by Negre Marron Records January 29, 2019
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Caneisha

A pretty,mature,smart,independent girl that can handle her own, don’t need no one and don’t need any hand outs. She is the best to be around if your feeling down.
Hey did you talk to caneisha today?
by Dareallest November 21, 2021
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caneisha

Caneisha fine ass
by GETMONEY247 November 23, 2021
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