Candlejack

When you say his name, he kidnaps you.

Who is Candlejack? He sounds reta

by Zomg man of teh ubers July 5, 2009

Candlejack

The boogieman from the old show Freakazoid. He kidnaps and ties up anyone who says his name. He was eventually captured and lured into a cage by Freakazoid with a pumpkin pie.

Kid 1: "Don't say it!"
Kid 2: "Say what?"
Kid 1: "Candlejack!"
Kid 2: "Candlejack?"

Candlejack: I'm gonna need more rope

by thatdudewhosometimeswritestuff August 13, 2010

cuddlejob

The act of being physically close to a romantic partner, kissing, touching, etc., all while remaining fully clothed, AND sexually frustrated as the night never progresses past cuddling.

Friend 1: "How was your date last night? You went to her place, right?"

Friend 2: "Well, I thought I'd get lucky finally, but all I got was another cuddlejob."

Friend 1: "Blue balls for you, amigo!"

by elbandidomaximo December 10, 2009

Candleography

The art of creating hand-poured candles and wax products.

This candle is a beautiful piece of candleography!

by MrsMenz June 2, 2015

Candlewood lake

Candlewood lake is the largest lake in Connecticut going through 5 towns and two counties. Where the rich people from New York and Connecticut boat. Catagorized by multi-million dollar waterfront homes (none costing under a million dollars) and a lot of boats. Home to the finest ladies around and some of the drunkest boat drivers around!(the most marine patrol too!). Also home to Down the Hatch the waterfront bar that everyone at the lake goes to.

Candlewood lake like heaven on earth..except for all the New Yorkers

by Jmastajmasta May 4, 2006

Candlejack

A retarded forced meme. I mean, who seriously thinks this is fu

OMG, GUIS I HEARD IF U SAY CANDLEJACK YOU GET KIDNA

by Analith, destroyer of assholes July 19, 2012

Candlewoody

The Candlewood Lake Monster. Possible plesiosaur rumored to inhabit Candlewood Lake in Fairfield County Connecticut. Alternately described as either mischievous and friendly or bloodthirsty.

Something just nipped my ass. Do you think it's Candlewoody? Should I swim with him or get the fuck out?

by HatchHo July 25, 2011