Nah jit Hammurabi

Something me and some friends of mine use to describe something ridiculous.

The man’s argument was nah jit Hammurabi.

by Gavy8293 March 18, 2023

Camurai

Someone who always has a camera at the ready. The Camurai is quick to catch a good snapshot, but may do so excessively.

Mike: Hey, did you hear about the wild party we threw over the weekend?
Tom: Yeah, Alex showed me all the pictures. Good stuff.
*Mike inspects the pictures later*
Mike: Jeeze, Alex, that's pretty much everything that happened! You're a total camurai!

by Dr. Shankenstein February 6, 2008

Camurai

A samurai cameraman able to use 4 camera's at once.

So camurai! On point

by los_ July 25, 2016

Scammurabi

A highly esteemed con artist. Specifically the top 1% of scammers.

Mr. Bonsu: "I've looked everywhere and I swear somebody must have stolen it. I can't find the damn lottery ticket...!"

Mr. Jones: "Don't worry, we'll find it! It has to be around here somewhere."

Mr. Bonsu: "I don't know man, I'm starting to lose hope. We've been looking for 7 hours straight."

Mr. Jones: "Yeah maybe let's sleep on it and look again in the morning. It's 2am and we're both tired."

Mr. Bonsu: "You're right, let's just catch some sleep and look again tomorrow."

*Mr. Bonsu goes to sleep while Mr. Jones cashes the lottery ticket for 500 million dollars, plans a successful fake death, moves out of the country and is never seen again.*

Only a true scammurabi could achieve such a feat in the world of scamming.

by wobbyj January 6, 2025