jonah calvo

if you're jonah calvo you have the big gay

You're such a jonah calvo.

by wewlad42069 September 10, 2019

andrew calvo

The most kind, generous , hilarious , thoughtful, smart, nice, understanding, boy/man you will ever meet. An Andrew calvo is definitely someone you do not want to let down. Someone you will regret talking down on. He is very very smart. He knows what he wants in life and knows how to get it. But Is Kind and not conceited. Berry sprortsy. Has trouble making tough decisions. Changes his mind about um 100000 times per day but you don’t get tired of it u can’t get enough of his in decisiveness. He’s amazing. He loves animals and people and art and especially music. When he falls in love he will definitely sweep you off of your feet 100%. Gives great massages, is AMAZING in bed, and over all. Is the sweetest most kind hearted ray of absolute beautiful heaven sent sunshine you will ever meet. Don’t let a man like Andrew calvo go he’s one of a kind and will always be.

Kelly: I met an Andrew calvo last night.

Friend: oh really? How’d it go
Kelly: I think he’s the one.

Friend: can never go wrong with an Andrew calvo.

by Okaytodayk February 15, 2022

Caljorb

The almighty god

You cannot anger Caljorb or you will live a life of suffering

by Caljorb June 3, 2019

calogram

combination of "calorie" and "kilogram"

Banging your head on the wall for an hours does burn 150 calograms

by mqximoffs February 23, 2022

Cab Calloway

The inventor of swag

"Hi de hi de hi de hi"

-Cab Calloway

by Whistle&flute October 13, 2013

Maven Calore

In the Red Queen book series. A misunderstood character whose mind was messed up by his mother and consequently has an obsession with Mare. He is really an amazing person but was ruined by his mother. He is my cute bean and he shouldn’t have died.

Person 1: “Do you like Maven Calore?”
Person 2: “Yes! I wish he didn’t die!”

by itsmehun May 6, 2019

calogero

An Italian stallion that rides above rest. A loyal friend that'll take a bullet for ya in his chest. Don't try to duplicate cause he's the best.

Calogero is a bad ass mother fucker.

by Seraphina Castellano December 11, 2016