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CalHATERS

The widely preferred almost-acronym for the California Automated Travel Expense Reimbursement System (CalATERS) because state employees HATE it due to the sheer difficulty people have navigating its website which everyone assumes is entirely intentionally built into the process to prevent reimbursement.
I spent almost the entire day trying to figure out how to use the CalHATERS website until I began to hallucinate that a giant panda was destroying everything on my desk and so once I began to realize that it may be virtually impossible to get reimbursed, I just gave up on it and acknowledged that the money I’d spent on my licensure and all of the expenses I had related to travel for the whole year was just down the drain!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
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Calingate

v. to swear profusely

- other forms include: n. calingation; adj. calingated
I used to calingate so much that I had to begin saying 'fsf' so that people would be slightly less offended
by kwil January 18, 2009
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Caliphaggot

A member of the muslim terrorist group ISIS that rapes other men as a power move to exert dominance; he will claim it is not about being gay, but that he is raping an infidel in the name of Allah.
I've been reading the news reports about all the ways those ISIS guys are torturing their victims, like anal rape because they're a bunch of Caliphaggot's.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 8, 2019
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calightenment

the passage of proposition 19 in the progressive state of California.
the taxes from domestic transactions and exportation will decrease the deficit, fund the UC system, increase R&D, and will lead to the age of calightenment!
by calightened October 21, 2010
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calibrated

Means to get high. Used mostly with the word 'get' in front of it.
'Let's get calibrated'
'I want to go get calibrated'
'I was so damn calibrated the other day...'
by yepyepthatsright May 25, 2009
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calibrate

To find calibre the (caliber) of; correlate readings of (instrument etc) with a standard or commonly accepted value.
I calibrated my HF reciever with the 10.0000 MHz WWV/WWVB frequency standard.
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003
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caliprate

Using calipers to confirm the dimensions of a finished product.
I need to caliprate this piston head, make sure it's in spec.
by Hephy June 9, 2015
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