california roll

n.
1)sushi ordered in Japanese restaurants by white people or virgin sushi eaters
2)contains imitation crab meat, avacado, mayo, cucumber, seasame seeds, dried seaweed, wrapped inside white rice (no raw fish)

whitey #1: "eeewww yuck raw fish, i don't eat bait that's like totally gross. can i order a hot dog or burger."

yuppie: "order some california rolls, it's like as cool as yoga and the other asian crap i think i know about to appear to be cultured and sophisticated when all i'm doing is following some stupid trend started by celebrities."

by Paulo Y. October 5, 2004

california roll

The true name of the popular term california stop.

Jeff california-rolled through the stop sign/traffic light when turning right.

by Eric Zaccaria March 14, 2005

california roll

Strictly white people's type of sushi. This, by NO means, is a real type of sushi which features rice INSIDE the seaweed.

real sushi is rolled inside the seaweed, unlike he california roll.

by KRHimself March 9, 2005

california rolls

Originally invented in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada; these disgusting little knock-offs consist of: Gohan (sushi rice), Nori (seaweed), Kappa (Cucumber), Avacado, and Fake Crab+ Mayonniase paste (think Tuna Sandwich)... all rolled up inside out from the way of traditional sushi (to hide the seaweed from plain sight).

This "Meal" (and I use the term loosely) is often eaten when someone thinks that they are being cultural by eating "japanese food".

The Japanese dispise California rolls because they are not considered traditional sushi, or even sushi at all... they are an invention to try and make people who don't like sushi "like sushi"...

Becky and Suzanne went to their favorite Japanese restaurant and ordered california rolls because they thought that they were being cultural by eating japanese food..

"Hey Zansuki, I just shit in his california rolls!"
"SO DESUKA?? SUGEI!!"

by Keenanberg September 12, 2006

california roll

2. The act of making your tongue move in a waveform motion while performing fellatio.

Tonya's special skill as a hooker was her California Roll for blow jobs.

by CJ Fitzpatrick May 7, 2005

california roll

God , California SUCKS!

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by Stewie Griffin March 10, 2005

california roll

A form of humping where a Californian male rolls his pelvic area instead of thrusting.

Angie: "Dude Gabe totally did the California roll lastnight in bed."
Martha: "Awesome!"

by nicky675 August 26, 2007