by Brandon M July 16, 2005
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by Muldowney May 5, 2005
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A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.
Characters:
Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.
Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Characters:
Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.
Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.
Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
by JayBaby June 17, 2013
Get the Homeless Calibur mug.The best weapon based fighting game in existance. Has many characters and gameplay is awesome.Graphics are superb.Anyone who plays games knows this title.If not...they are a dumbass and need to play this game.So go out and buy it if you havent already
by (insert name here) August 30, 2003
Get the Soul Calibur 2 mug.The fouth game in the Soul series
This game featured three new charecters, a creator a charetcer, and a secret final boss
This game also told the story of how Siegfiend and Nightmare were no longer the same person
It also took away the Tag Battles from 2
One of the best and wrost games in the Soul Series
This game featured three new charecters, a creator a charetcer, and a secret final boss
This game also told the story of how Siegfiend and Nightmare were no longer the same person
It also took away the Tag Battles from 2
One of the best and wrost games in the Soul Series
by Azure Terror January 18, 2008
Get the Soul Calibur 3 mug.The sword in the stone by Merlin after the death of Uther Pendragon. The stone had the text, "Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil, is rightwise king born of all England." The sword was pulled by Arthur Pendragon, more commonly known as King Arthur, and Arthur became king of Camelot. He used the sword until he broke it in a battle where he violated the riles of chivalry. Afterwards, it was replaced with a sword he gained from the Lady of the Lake, Excalibur.
Stupid Person: "Bro look at this sword in the stone, EXCALIBUR!"
High IQ Individual: "You mean Caliburn? The actual sword in the stone."
Stupid Person: "Yeah, that."
High IQ Individual: "You mean Caliburn? The actual sword in the stone."
Stupid Person: "Yeah, that."
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