calisauring

1. The act of unintentionally using an obscene amount of force during an action that is typically gently conducted that results in bodily or psychological harm of another person or persons. This is often a result of one's lats being too large and strong for everyday life in modern society.

2. Indiscriminately slaying all females occupying a given radius regardless of age, nationality, attractiveness, and marital status.

Cali, stop calisauring; your going to break somebody.

by pshaw00 April 2, 2008

Calamari Cock Ring

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.

Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.

by Airbar August 7, 2018

Calisa

Calisa she's like the biggest nerd on the planet except..... She's crazy gorgeous and involves herself in so many activities its amazimg to see her joggle all said activities and still have time to come home and love her family and share love between her dearest friends and even boyfriend. She's all around the coolest person you'll meet and you wont regret the experience.

Person #1: Calisa's pretty cool isn't she?
Person #2: cool? dude she's amazing!

by THE BEAST0811 February 4, 2017

Calamari Cocktail

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.

“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!

by Isl-96 February 9, 2023

calasia

A girl who doesn't care what others think. Who is sure of herself and always got ur back. If someone talks bad about you she will be there ready to strangle them . Have Calasia as your friend

Calasia is the best friend you could have

by 😂😅😐🤣🙂🙃😥😝 February 3, 2019

calabash uncle

A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.

I could always count on seeing my calabash uncle on football Sunday.

by Stumpy Keates Esq. January 10, 2009

Colasante Protocol

A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.

"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.

by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019