catapillaring

you are wrapped up in a blanket after a great night of loving making. she then ties you up with a rope/chain in the blanket and watches your broke ass crawl along the ground like a Catapillar while she hits you with a tennis racket. you eventually break out and say "now im a beautiful butterfly!" she then calls you out for still being a broke loser and beats your ass before leaving you for your best friend. you then make a cocoon for yourself in your blanket that is now covered in jizz after weeks of sad masterbating.

yo that weakboy is still catapillaring after 2 months...i know she whooped his ass, but damn.

by mascow July 26, 2016

catapillar

Any type of good Marijuana; Dro, G-weed or anything else.

"Smoke catapillar got me high like 10 feet."
young $tunna

by mackrock17 January 30, 2007

Kakapillar

A caterpillar that is most commonly found with gypsies or pikeys.

Woah, look at all them kakapillar mushing around all them gypsies.

by tootsay April 29, 2011

cutapillared

Cutapillared: to accidentally cut an internet or telephone cable while digging for construction or other reasons.

A play on the term "Caterpillar" an American brand of heavy construction equipment including various forms of backhoe, which have been known to accidentally cut underground telecommunications cables.

My internet has been out all day since the fiberoptic cable was cutapillared by the construction crew next door.

by Andy Somers April 20, 2022

crapillary action

Similar to capillary action, this is the process that allows the brown liquid from a baby's full pant load to creep up the narrow gap between their diaper and back rolls. This can happen without a gravity assist - often the crap juice will travel in ways that seem to defy conventional physics.

As I put my hand behind baby to get him/her/it out of the crib, I got a handful of soggy onesie. CRAPILLARY ACTION!!!

by SICST9 January 28, 2018

catapillars

a word used to describe someones eyebrows when then get a wee bit hairy

Girl 1 :-) i just got my eyebrows waxed

Girl 2 |:-) lucky i have catapillars

by shamrocksweetie February 27, 2009

catapillar blowjob

when a catapillar likes to move it's spikes along a man's genital area.
and the man gets erect when the catapillar is still on the gentile area.

person 1; hey dude, im a cool guy like you. i suggest you have a catapillar blowjob before you end up with a penis like this guy..

by shakirashanequabigtits May 23, 2012