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cafebabe

A well-known hex speak number:

0xCAFEBABE (hexadecimal) equals 3405691582 in decimal and is used as a magic number in Java.

Also, a babe you met in a cafe.
Adam: So, how are things with you and your 3405691582?
Brian: My cafebabe? I tried calling her but she wouldn't pick up.
by Mike O'Donnald April 6, 2010
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caare

Nobody knows what it means, but its most probable meaning is to smoke. All we know for sure is that thog doesn't do it.
Thog is a good role model because Thog dont caare.
by Sphinx of Black Quartz January 17, 2019
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Cafe commander

One who feigns a knowledge of the military.
Trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!
by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016
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Vinyl Cafe

A long-running CBC radio show which features Stuart McLean telling stories in what is supposed to be a wistful and nostalgic voice. Some love his style of reading, and others can't stand it.
You listen to the Vinyl Cafe? I don't know how you can stand Stuart McLean's tone of voice!
by Chipperbit August 18, 2010
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Makeupalley Cafe

A sub-board of a makeup site comprised of white, 25-50 year old women. This is where women who are bitter at the world go to unleash their bitchery in order to feel better about themselves. Many are mothers which is frightening when you see how they act.

Common topic du jour's include:

picking every attractive woman posted apart (yet if a MUAer posts a picture of themselves "omg gorgeous!"), shitting on feminism, "flaming" people who say something a MUAer doesn't agree with, casual racism, pets, how making 70k a year means you're poor, college (most MUAers claim to have a college degree yet are still complete fools), shitty significant others, obviously made up stories, etc etc.

This is a very hostile environment & almost everyone who frequents Cafe has a severe mental/emotional issue. If you're better off than a majority of the people on the board you must be sickeningly humble or prepare for shit to be flung your way. Nice posters exist but are few and far between, and most "normal" and sane posters left a long time ago.

A rundown on some popular posters with names redacted to give you a feel of the board:

Unstable ex-junkie addicted to cosmetic injectables and tacky hair dye.

Popular for being cheery yet despised by some because she ruins their incessant brooding.

Sugar baby who hates women.

The Kim Kardashian of the board. Stupid and vapid yet people can't stop talking about her.

Racist republican who thinks native Americans deserved to have their land stolen.
Makeupalley cafe is a black hole filled to the brim with women you would never want to meet.
by Percy Jackson is Back June 10, 2014
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Beijing Cafe

Sketchy chinese restaurant where all the shit goes down
Kenny Kalman beat the shit out of Oleum in the alley behind Beijing Cafe after an illegal Mahjong game in the basement
by Naked Wahadi December 3, 2016
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Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome

POADCS(Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome) a well-known silly syndrome in Mystic Messenger discovered by Cheritz. 00000111 00000000 000001111.

This syndrome originated from Long-cat island in 1xxx.
The island has a lot of natural coffee beans and the disease sprung up when a cow ate the beans.
After eating too many coffee beans the cow passed out in 3 seconds 2. 00000111 00000000 00000111 is awesome.

Another cow who was in love with the cow also got the disease. How?
We’ll never know. That is still a mystery.

I am just writing random BS to mock Yoosung.
Thanks to cows and my imagination.

Contents
1. Early life of the passed out Cow
1.1 Calf
1.2 First girlfriend
2. Professional career of the Cow
2.1 being milked
2.2 Self employed bean searcher
Yoosung has Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome.
by godd707 February 6, 2022
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