coffeelingus

The act of licking bare the dried, frothy remnants of a long black from the inside rim of your cup so as to ingest every last bit of caffeine possible.

Gad, would never have survived the meeting had I not gone coffeelingus on that last cuppa!

by bumbagpoida April 14, 2016

Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.

'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'

by Granny pig June 9, 2021

Caffeening

The extreme caffeine craving caffeine addicts get when they don't get their daily coffee fix; feening for caffeine.

Oh, man... I haven't had coffee since yesterday. I'm caffeening so bad.

by TheHereticTheory November 23, 2011

Coffeeing

When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.

Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.

by S-Tiana February 17, 2023