Creamy Caesar salad

When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.

My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.

by Bobbybell May 17, 2020

Al’s Caesar Salad

A Caesar salad from a local bar. Usually has diced iceberg lettuce and stale dried out chicken.

Lemme get a half pound of boneless and Al’s Caesar salad.

by UselessPlug March 30, 2020

cock caesar salad

1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.

2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.

1.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?

Nicole: Yeah, why?

Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.

Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!

Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!

2.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.

Nicole: What is it?

Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!

by Tsmudge09 May 5, 2009

caesar salad

The act of spreading another humans buttcheeks with the nose and blowing air into the anus, as the cheeks ripple and flap. Similar to a motorboat, but with buttcheeks.

"God, when The Deer gave Justin a caesar salad, I thought his cheeks would never stop flapping"

by Andrew G September 15, 2005

Caesar salad

Like Tossing a salad but you add your own "meat"

Me and Devon gave Jessica a Caesar salad Devon provided the meat while I tossed the salad

by InfernaI November 13, 2018

caesar salad

The act of ejaculating in one's anus and then tossing their salad afterwards

John enjoyed the caesar salad soon after he ejaculated in Bob.

by Caesar Salad Lover October 18, 2009

caesar salad

The act of a man banging a female from behind and cumming in her pussy while the female is eating another man's asshole.

That was some delicious caesar salad we made last night.

by Mcsticky December 7, 2010