waking the cadaver

An American deathcore band. But not JUST a deathcore band, but a BR00TAL deathcore band, which generally involves taking the sheer intensity and talent of brutal death metal with the gayness of deathcore to get something much worse than the original 'core genre.

They have annoying vocals, bearable guitars, an annoying snare drum and inaudible bass. Oh and they're not goregrind (this is what scene kids think to be rebellious. This system has a parallel to those of people thinking Slipknot is death metal.)

I get annoying with the scene people at school wearing Bring Me The Horizon shirts, but if Waking the Cadaver becomes popular I swear I will murder them.

by The Aborted Crew March 4, 2009

waking the cadaver

A deathcore band from New Jersey. They claim to have invented their own genre called "slamming gore groove", when really all they are is a shitty deathcore band. Their drummer cannot do gravity blasts correctly, their guitar parts are usually just CHUG CHUG and tremolo picking, and their vocalist just flat out sucks. Retarded scene kids call them grindcore; I doubt even the band themselves have heard of Napalm Death or Pig Destroyer. It's bands like Waking the Cadaver that give deathcore a bad name.

Scene kid: d00d, listen to dis br00tal grindcore i just found!!11

Joe Bob: What the fuck is this shit?

Scene kid: itz waking the cadaver!!!! this is some good grindcore!!!!1

Joe Bob: It's isn't grindcore dumbass, it's just shitty deathcore with lyrics about SHREDDED WHEAT.

Scene kid: .....

Joe Bob: That's what I thought.

by GOD DOMMIT FRONK April 10, 2009

cadaver

The remains of a human who has ceased to live. Typically has not yet decayed a great deal.

Look, a cadaver.

by i'mnotcertain December 16, 2010

Necrotic Cadaver

Brutal death metal band from Quebec, Canada. Sick and offensive lyrics.

Anal Horse, Burning Horse, The fucking tool, Born in Shit, intestinal crucification, rotten brains, ghost scrotum of the death necrotic cadaver

by The Singer - Guitarist February 8, 2009

Cadaverize

When a body is just left laying there to rot.

After Sharon Tate was killed, her body was left there to cadaverize.

by FishyAlma February 13, 2019

cadaver

Someone who is dead and will probably be dissected for whatever reason, probably because it's fun.

We took the cadaver and dissected it for fun.

by Peterguy May 19, 2006

Cadavering

Verb, -to hit someone upside the head preferably with a a dead body(or cadaver).

For example:

Joe Schmo: 'Wow, you're acting like fucking idiot, i'll be cadavering you in about 5 seconds if you don't shut the fuck up.'

by Miranda and Haley May 10, 2010