ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

ass cactus

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

by Jay Young April 19, 2005

you need a cactus up your ass

maggie needs a cactus up her ass.

One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass

by Cactus:) February 11, 2015

Cactus Ass

A really good, genuine, and real person

Man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass

by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019