Cactus

An acronym for Cocky Ass Cracker Talking Uber Shit

Yo that son of a bitch is a cactus

by LoLHaPpYFaCe May 17, 2011

Cactus

Someone who gets alot of pussy, but is still thirsty for some reason.

"Yooo I need to get some bro!"

"Nigga you just had sex like a day ago.."

"I knowwww but Im still fuckin thirsty!"

"You a cactus ass nigga.."

by KenjiMishima June 23, 2014

Cactus

A racial slur for a Mexican who is being a dick

At a bar:
Girl: You think you can get me drink?

Guy: I can't! The guy at the counter's not letting me! He's such a Cactus!

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 December 29, 2019

Cactus

A person of Hispanic or South American heritage who looks to be as such, but can’t speak Spanish.

That ese is a cactus; he looks Mexican, but if you talk to him in Spanish, he won’t say shit!

by CactusEse September 27, 2020

Cactus

A prickly plant that is fun to drop on people.

Ow, that cactus was dropped on me and now my head hurts.

by Jepotle/Jep March 26, 2009

Cactus

The perfect dildo.

Friend: "Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough!"

Me: *Pulls out a cactus*

by Tehfuckedherrightinthepussyguy June 13, 2014

Cactus

A fucking spikey devils plant

“a cactus is a fucking spikey devils plant”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019