Cactus 

misunderstood. someone who looks like they can hurt you. someone who's intentions are always good but end up hurting people they love due to their nature. beautiful disasters.

She scared me- but her voice was sweet and her eyes engulfed me into a trance. She was a cactus, and I knew getting close was going to hurt.

Cactus by messygal August 23, 2016

Cactus 

When something is completely and utterly broken. Not beyond repair, but without any incentive to repair itself or be repaired. Can apply to circumstances not just objects.

Bro my wheel just fell of my car, and my car insurance didn't cover it. The whole thing is cactus.

Cactus by The Range March 8, 2022

Cactus 

Slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally spaced-out, etc.

Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."

Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"

Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."

Cactus by Marti P. B. July 6, 2009

cactus 

a vagina covered in stubble

My penis got tore up by that catus last night

cactus by Jamacian Jerkin January 23, 2003

Cactus 

A spikey plant found commonly in deserts. Cacti when refering to more than one.

You walk into the desert an there are fairly tall green spikey plants, these are cacti. A cactus on it's own in a desert is near impossible.

Cactus by [Hidden for privacy reasons] March 28, 2012

cactus 

has very sharp hairs on her leg like a cactus

omg look at her legs, shes a cactus

cactus by janooooooooo August 21, 2013

Cactus 

An acronym for Cocky Ass Cracker Talking Uber Shit

Yo that son of a bitch is a cactus

Cactus by LoLHaPpYFaCe May 17, 2011