coctopuss

the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.

Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?

by John and Aaron November 23, 2011

Cactapus

a mutated cactus with 8 limbs

cactapus : a mutated cactus with 8 octopus like legs that roam the sky hunting for invisible krill

by abearproductions September 18, 2010

Cactipus

A mythical creature that is a mix between a cactus and a octopus. It has 8 legs and a bunch of little prickles on it. Quite Genius.

JFK was not assassinated by a man, no it was much worse, he was attacked by a wild Cactipus! He didnt have much hope for survival and they used the "assassination" excuse to cover up all the evidence.

by I CAN Belive Its Not Butter January 13, 2009

coctopus

theoretical sexual position involving a girl taking two cocks in the ass, vagina, and mouth while also giving two handjobs

Melvin: Dude check out this coctopus shit!!
Andy: Hentai is fucked up...

by jofah November 8, 2007

Cactapus

A mythical, magical creature that (though can't be described) likes doing stuff and things, but not too much or too many of them.

That douchey cactapus blogs at thecactapus.blogspot.com

by thecactapus.blogspot.com May 18, 2010

Cactipuss

A horrid affliction where a female has not reciently shaved her vaginal area, but has in the past.

I totally wanted to poke her, but when I checked it out there was like a cactus in her panties!
Dude, she totally had cactipuss.

by The Fish. October 19, 2009

cactapus

1. Often used in frustration, the term for that moment when the right word is somehow stuck in a way that it cannot be expressed and therefore results in either hilarity or embarrassment.

2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.

"Dammit! I keep having a cactapus!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."

"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"

by lolgirl607 March 6, 2012