muff cabbage

A nasty jersey vagina. It's a jersey thing

Check out snooki's muff cabbage

by keghouseumn October 14, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Nasty pussy; can be stinky but usually well shaved. As legend goes at one point it was probably a delicious vagina but overuse caused it to become a mess; a vagina that cannot be licked much less fucked. A total waste of pussy.

Mickey fucked that sexy pussy until it became muff cabbage.

Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.

by RU Nicholas 107 October 14, 2010

muff cabbage

it's a jersey thing.

that bitch has gnarly muff cabbage.

by frosted_butts October 15, 2010

muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina

this woman vagina is a muff cabbage

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing, apparently.

You've got cabbage in your muff, you got cabbage in your muff! You're muff-cabbage!

by ff9001 October 14, 2010

muff cabbage

A misinterpretation of the word "garbage" in ones vagina used by people from New Jersey. Made popular from South Park

Kyle: Youre Muff Cabbage, you got cabbage in your muff!
its a jersey thing

by TheAuthor October 16, 2010

muff cabbage

snookie's hairy clam

The state of new jersey smells like muff cabbage

by fuck new jersey October 16, 2010