Czechs... invented Semtex, crystal meth (Czecho), are THE pioneers of good beer (Budweiser is from Plzen and anybody who says otherwise is fucking stupid), established McDonalds, engineered their own cars (Skoda) and are currently developing a cure for cancer.
Oh and Czech Republic > Poland. Marie Curie and Chopin were FRENCH, they may have been Polish-born but they moved out of Poland because none of the Polak dumbasses understood anything about radiation or music. Poles have been raped by Germany so many times throughout history that they started using "w" to pronounce v (like the Germans). No other self-respecting Slavic nation would do this. Poles are extreme nationalists because every nation around them rules harder than it does so this definition is probably gonna have 500 thumbs down votes thx to the Polaks.
Oh and Czech Republic > Poland. Marie Curie and Chopin were FRENCH, they may have been Polish-born but they moved out of Poland because none of the Polak dumbasses understood anything about radiation or music. Poles have been raped by Germany so many times throughout history that they started using "w" to pronounce v (like the Germans). No other self-respecting Slavic nation would do this. Poles are extreme nationalists because every nation around them rules harder than it does so this definition is probably gonna have 500 thumbs down votes thx to the Polaks.
by Lech (:P) May 03, 2007
Is a country that I was Born in, it is surounded by Austria And Germany and Slovakia, they speek czech there and it is one of the most historical cities in europe (might i suggest going there for ther summer) Its fun if you want to go to a place were you can see historical sites or things and also at the same time go to clubs and just...well party pretty much =D
me: Hey, sup
Some guy: Hey is the Czech Republic a nice place?
me: oh ya...lots of old buildings...hotels...beer
some guy: say what?
me: Beer....lots of it
some guy: OK THATS SETTLES IT! TICKET FOR PRAGUE PLEASE!
me: have fun
some guy: YOU BET!!!
Some guy: Hey is the Czech Republic a nice place?
me: oh ya...lots of old buildings...hotels...beer
some guy: say what?
me: Beer....lots of it
some guy: OK THATS SETTLES IT! TICKET FOR PRAGUE PLEASE!
me: have fun
some guy: YOU BET!!!
by D@nte April 19, 2006
World's capital of beer, porn, prostitutes, foreign politics and stupid-ass people who think they are better than everyone. Also have smart scientists, great cars, talented athletes, amazing nature and beatiful historical cities. Capital is Prague, witch most of movie producers use for making movies. Have great relationship with China.
You shoud visit this country, just for fun...
You shoud visit this country, just for fun...
by Halli Boy March 29, 2016
A country in Central Europe. Capital is Prague. Important site is the Charles Bridge rebuilt in the 1700's.
by FizakaWhizz095 May 09, 2015
CRW for short , is a micro-dependent-republican country headed by a Ma'am Boss which prohibits the word "Math".
Was founded on September 2013 in a app called "Wechat"
Citizens in CRW are entitled an animal when added in the group. The government may be republican but all decisions will be handled by the Ma'am Boss. Demotion and promotion may vary, according to the way you please the Ma'am Boss.
Language is Engrish and people believe in a logic which is "Alicia Logic" that is everywhere.
There are currently 22 members and is progressing in volume since October.
Was founded on September 2013 in a app called "Wechat"
Citizens in CRW are entitled an animal when added in the group. The government may be republican but all decisions will be handled by the Ma'am Boss. Demotion and promotion may vary, according to the way you please the Ma'am Boss.
Language is Engrish and people believe in a logic which is "Alicia Logic" that is everywhere.
There are currently 22 members and is progressing in volume since October.
by CRW MEMBER October 13, 2013
Country of chicken ass loosers , they've never fought for their country as distinct from aforementioned Poland. They've got no history to be proud of (sucking Hitler's d**k). Homeland of the funniest male haircut as well - short in the front, long in the back. Check out "Elektronik Supersonik" video.
But,
Nowadays they might be proud of their national football team, hockey players and beer. Pilsner Urquell rocks. And there's one more thing i envy them fuckers: Hip-Hop Kemp festival that is becoming mecca of central european hiphopers including myself.
But,
Nowadays they might be proud of their national football team, hockey players and beer. Pilsner Urquell rocks. And there's one more thing i envy them fuckers: Hip-Hop Kemp festival that is becoming mecca of central european hiphopers including myself.
Zladko Vladcik is from Czech Republic
by Kroak August 02, 2007
Suckadick, Czech Republic
by quartz89_alt April 04, 2022