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Czechs... invented Semtex, crystal meth (Czecho), are THE pioneers of good beer (Budweiser is from Plzen and anybody who says otherwise is fucking stupid), established McDonalds, engineered their own cars (Skoda) and are currently developing a cure for cancer.

Oh and Czech Republic > Poland. Marie Curie and Chopin were FRENCH, they may have been Polish-born but they moved out of Poland because none of the Polak dumbasses understood anything about radiation or music. Poles have been raped by Germany so many times throughout history that they started using "w" to pronounce v (like the Germans). No other self-respecting Slavic nation would do this. Poles are extreme nationalists because every nation around them rules harder than it does so this definition is probably gonna have 500 thumbs down votes thx to the Polaks.
What do you get if you remove half of a Czech's brain? Two smart Polaks!

Czech Republic > Poland :D
by Lech (:P) May 3, 2007
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