cuntestival

Refers to a festival filled with beautiful and fuckable cunts.

Marcus: hey are you going to the Swedish House Mafia gig next weekend?

Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!

by Cuntifuckintastic October 21, 2010

cutiest

When someone is being a cutie but "cutest" isn't the right word to describe how cute they are being.

"Omg Kaelyn's the cutiest."
"Is that a word?"
"It is now."

by Jake. ツ June 10, 2020

Cuntfest

When there are more than 3 people in a discord call who are all retarded or just cunts

I stayed up all night in a cuntfest on saturday night

by Tbus-Boneus May 1, 2019

Cuntistador

An old self righteous hag, commonly called a "cunt" who is usually fat, therefore making her a "fat cunt" Usually an old woman who works in the education department of school administrations or church sunday schools, and goes out of her way to get into other people's business no matter how rude she may seem and definitely thinks she is more important than everyone else. Always finding different ways to scold children or pollute their minds with warped views of christianity and moral ethics. Hair will look like she just brushed it with a rusty steel rake from the 70's. Smells like Old Spice, pepper, vinegar, and sometimes hibiscus, she can always be smelled within 35 ft. Commonly known as "the old bitch who grabbed my arm in sunday school and wouldn't let go until I apologized and you wanted to punch her in the teeth or stab her in the eye with school scissors"
She will usually have unusually high energy levels most likely due to a bipolar disorder, which makes her even more of a busy cunt on the loose. Definitely belongs in a psychiatric ward.

Yeah dude she's such a cuntistador, she almost ran me over with her beat up volvo yesterday, that cunt probably had a dozen errands to do, that cunt needs a PDA!!

by Rambo333 September 16, 2010

cuntistan

Cuntistan is a place where all cunts go when they die

person 1: OMG that cunt is not doing well
person 2: Hope shes a big enough cunt to go to Cuntistan

by Grand Skank March 28, 2019

cuntuestioning

Pronounced Cuntwestioning . The sexist term for a question, over political correctness, or attitude that is the cause of (the sexist term) Mansplaining. The Mirror opposite of Mansplaining.

I wouldn't need to Mansplain things if you didn't keep cuntuestioning me. So if Mansplaining isn't sexist is cuntuestiontiong?

by Bebopin2 September 20, 2016

Cuntistic

A common but life threatening disorder. Can be found in all levels of life, but more often in management and directorship.
Though this disorder can be lived with, but it can be fatal if the sufferer crosses the wrong person.
Symptoms vary from general rudeness, to inappropriate comments and just General cuntyness.

Please excuse John, he has become Cuntistic since he became director.

by Garage Vibes June 12, 2016