A utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. Constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. Lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .
"I lost my regular crackpipe so I had to make a lightbulb crackpipe"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"
by Daver443 October 30, 2006
Get the lightbulb crackpipe mug.When you give your bro some suck, and right as they nut in your mouth, you light their testicles with a lighter, essentially smoking the Russian Crackpipe
by Armadyl4251 February 5, 2017
Get the Russian Crackpipe mug.a doorstopper. Typically found in middle class homes/apartments, But you still live under minimum wage for the average coke head if you own these, or you're an alcoholic. Sliding doors are for experts.
"Got pulled over last night. The dog could smell the balenciaga crackpipe in the stashbox. He offered me a website he uses for sleep and gave me some water. Pig."
by tornxvi January 11, 2023
Get the Balenciaga Crackpipe mug.When one gay man performs oral sex on another gay man while roasting his testicles with a BIC lighter and swallowing his love juice.
by xxHRDCR3xx March 15, 2024
Get the Homo crackpipe mug.by Sap03250 December 26, 2016
Get the Crackcident mug.Someone who has had so much caffeine that they seem like they are on crack.
Consuming so much caffiene that you never sleep or eat and look worn out all the time.
Consuming so much caffiene that you never sleep or eat and look worn out all the time.
- Everytime I see that girl shes drinking a rockstar, and acting all crazy.
- Yeah, shes a total caffeine crackie.
- Yeah, shes a total caffeine crackie.
by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007
Get the Caffeine Crackie mug.Crackfiend. Noun. kuh-rack-feend
A person who attacks people for crack. Can also be used as an insult, like if someone is really hyper or annoying.
A person who attacks people for crack. Can also be used as an insult, like if someone is really hyper or annoying.
"I was attacked by a crackfiend while selling 3 grams of coke."
"My cat is being a crackfiend today."
"You crackfiend."
Anorexic models with shadowy eyes are most likely crackfiends. And Kid Rock.
"My cat is being a crackfiend today."
"You crackfiend."
Anorexic models with shadowy eyes are most likely crackfiends. And Kid Rock.
by Jon the Ninja February 7, 2006
Get the Crackfiend mug.