Lake Cowichan

The small community on Vancouver Island, which Victorian residents frequently visit to stock up on large quantaties of weed and or oil/hash.
A generally shitty town that offers no attractions save for a lake and various cracked up teens, can have it's history traced back to a small logging community first developed in the early 1900's. The business has died, but the people still live there clinging onto misery.

"Dude let's roll over to lake cowichan and get us some 'crunk-shit'!"
"Fo' sho', got to represent the 749."

by pieceofshit July 29, 2006

Cowichan Cows

Girls on the Cowichan Rugby team, Vancouver Island, Canada. They're ridiculously huge.

"We lost by 5 trys to those Cowichan Cows."

"Those Cowichan Cows were definetly raised on farms!"

by Clare Louise! October 16, 2008

Covitch

1. Severe itching caused from the virus, or imagined thereof, usually around the anus

Man, ever since I went to that illegal backyard party during lockdown, I've had the worst covitch in my ass – I think I got the virus

by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020

cowbitch

Slang developed yet again by Liz and Meredith to describe people who they hate/are ugly.

"What a cowbitch. I can't believe she tried to make out with him!"
"Ewww that girl is such a cow bitch. GROSS."

by LIZ_ September 12, 2006

Cowiche

A town with a population of just over a thousand. This town is littered with more Mexicans than most can handle. If you want a good sight-seeing place, look elsewhere. All you'll find here are orchards, cows, and immigrants who don't speak much English.

Her: What do you want to do today?

Him: Well.. what can we do in Cowiche?

Her: Hm.. good point. Do you want to go creep on the Mexicans?

Him: ...

by meesealert March 22, 2011

cwitch

A redneck that always goes over there limits and is one crazy mother trucker.

Send it Cwitch

by Scott Nickens November 28, 2019

Cowichan Lake Syndrome

A syndrome in which the meaning is your father is your uncle because he had sexual relations with his sister who is your mother

Wes said to his brother uncle. “We are a lot closer to each other because of this Cowichan Lake syndrome going on. Not everyone can have their uncle as their brother”

by Unclephucker March 8, 2018