COVITCHNESS

The state of having Covid-19 more than once.

Even Jane wore a mask everywhere, she contracted the virus twice. She is now known for her unlucky covitchness.

by worthy1097 January 15, 2022

Chronic Coviditis

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.

“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”

by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022

Covidity

The amount of covid circulating in a population usually based on the percentage of positive test results.

The covidity of the area has really increased since lockdown ended.

Wisconsin has a really high covidity right now.

by Sliced Yams November 2, 2020

Covidchondria

Covidchondria : An unusual feeling associated to those who have not yet caught covid19 and suffer from an over sensitive reaction to the sniffles. Also related to FOMO in that sufferers are now in the minority of the population, this condition can be placed alongside the fannyitis family of people who need to harden the fuck up

"Dave is away from work again despite a negative test. I bet he has Covidchondria again. Fuck he needs to harden up"

by Kiwiwankenobi July 14, 2022

COVITCH

A person who had Covıd-19 more than once.

Jne had Covid-19 for the third time. She is surely a covitch!

by worthy1097 January 15, 2022

Covidicus

The legal proscriptions pertaining to living through a pandemic. Including but not limited to social distancing, take out food protocols, self quarantine, and proper hygiene.

According to Covidicus 4:9 one must self quarantine after sneezing with a dry cough.

by Darth Snoogans April 9, 2020

covidicious

The state of being angry and hostile during the Covid-19 pandemic for reasons connected to its direct or indirect effects.

I read a story about a guy who was diagnosed with the coronavirus and was so furious at the world that he went out and started spitting on door-knobs and cash dispensers. That's so covidicious.

John's spent the last ten days in quarantine at home. I spoke to him on the phone, but he was toxic about everyone and everything - totally covidicious. I had to put the phone down.

by Klausener April 3, 2020