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Couples Disease

When 2 people (both in seperate relationships) are so used to being in a couple that they are adapted to being in a pair. If the other half of the relationship is not around, then the person will try to form a pairing with another person (preferably someone who is also in a relationship). This pairing usually contains no sexual activity, but will usually contain some "snuggling" if it is an other night situation.

These people (ever since being in a relationship) crave being in a pair. This will mean that in groups of 3, if there are 2 people in a relationship and one person who is single, the two people currently in a relationship will attach to each other due to the fact that they have something in common (the fact that they are both in a relationship). This will leave the person who is not in a relationship left out of conversation (see "Third Wheel).
This leaves the single person to realize this, and will give him the urge to write this on urban dictionary (because he has nothing better to do and is single...)

You cannot contract the disease without being in a relationship, as you don't feel the NEED to bond (that doesn't mean they don't WANT to form a bond though...)
Mac is going out with *insert girl A's name here
Mia is going out with *insert boy A's name here

Mac and Mia decide to snuggle up together for the night leaving *insert lonely person's name here* on his own for the night. Lonely person realizes that Mac and Mia have Couples Disease
by DMAN03 July 13, 2012
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couples baby shower

A baby shower where men are encouraged to attend, usually at the insistance of and with their significant other.

A phrase used to convince men that their attendance at a baby shower is expected or somehow a normal practice.

Note: This orgin of this phrase was traced to "O" magazine. Apparenlty, the author suggested the term's use to force men to attend these traditionally "women only" events during hunting or football season.
Oh honey, come to the baby shower! Look the invite says its a couples baby shower.
by Not tcope September 25, 2013
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Couples Fart

When one of the persons in a close romantic relationship farts directly on the other persons skin, causing a raspberry effect in both sound and feeling.
Lying in bed, intertwined with my lover, ass to ass, he farted and caused my ass check to vibrate and said it was a lovers couples fart.
by JustSayingItOutLoud September 20, 2018
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Couples day

On November 30th it’s is Couples day. Go watch and movie or go chill with you special someone.Just remember November 40th is National Couples day
Person 1”Today is Couples day”
Person 2 “ Ohh can we go shopping or to the movies?”
by CalmdownKaren November 25, 2019
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Couples skating by yourself

To leave one's partner at a social event, usually due to excessive bitchyness. Derived from loners that would cirle the skating rink floor by themselves during a "couples skate"
I was at the party with my girl, she started giving me shit. I told her "if you don't shut up, you will be couples skating by yourself"
by GPhunk December 29, 2007
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Couples shit

The act of two people in a relationship taking a shit while one sits in the others lap facing their partner on the toilet (to avoid getting shit on their partner)
Me and my girl did the couples shit last night, it was wierd and took a little while
by Septicnaus January 13, 2021
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Couples kiss day

It’s when a boy or a girl kisses their boyfriend or their girlfriend
Hey is couples kiss day let’s kiss
by Random 05028 May 21, 2019
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