coulter

a noun used to describe someone that is really ugly, and also very poor. A coulter is usually that friend, in your group of friends, that you dont actually like, and just spend all your time making fun of.

Oh fuck Coulter is coming, lets take this party somewhere else

coulter by jimmycrackcorn May 17, 2006

Coulter

noun (backformation from Ann Coulter): any blonde conservative woman who performs commentary on television, has a radio show, or sells books affirming conservative viewpoints, but who seems to lack expertise in any field or access to even rudimentary facts.

1. My mom still listens to Dr. Laura--even after I pointed out she's just a coulter pretending to be a shrink! 2. Katie Couric's ratings are down. I think it's because everyone's figured out she's really just a coulter. 3. How could James Carville be married to that coulter?!

Coulter by Geoffrey Crayon July 18, 2007

coulter

Ann Coulter, or Coulter: Medical slang for Haemorroids.

Dr Bob, you've got a an appointment with Mrs Higginbottom, she's here about her coulter (s).

coulter by Goodnight Dick February 1, 2007

coulter

taint a synonym for taint, because Ann Coulter is a heinous bitch, just like my taint.

Man, this long hike has set my Coulter on fire!!

coulter by bullharvey April 1, 2008

Coulter

"To coulter" (verb; also nascent social virus):

To vomit up (like a bulimic feline who has swallowed too many hairballs) a bile of baseless, fact-free political rhetoric and hate at everything left of Atilla the Hun or the Grand Inquistor (especially evil Liberals and godless Secularists) for the purpose of inflaming the venom and unbridled vitriol of Joe Six Packs, Jane Rednecks, George Survivalists and John Unilateralists.

Often accompanied by a sudden loss of gray matter, a corresponding emotional anorexia and a tendency to contradict reality.

Sometimes thought to be a variation of "Maggie Thatherism" with legs, though absent a heart.

May orginate in reptile world; destination unknown.

Pressed for the truth, she decided to coulter and to attack the speaker with a litany of lies, exaggerations and half-truths.

Coulter by the Yeti cat April 16, 2010

Coulter

To choose not to do something you were supposed to do, because of some lame excuse.

Pertaining to Conservative pundit Anne Coulter's visit to the University of Ottawa in March of 2010, in which she cancelled her scheduled appearance after a few hundred people showed up to denounce her. She claimed they stifled her free speech, though the facts show that she and the organizers made the decision to cancel the event.

"Did your brother go visit your mom like he said?"

"No. He totally coultered it."

Coulter by RussLBarth March 26, 2010

coulter

A slang term for a cooter.

Did you talk to Will the other day?
Yeah, he was balls deep in that coulter!

coulter by Ann Coulter's Treason February 3, 2007